"Except the Lord build the house they labour in vain that build it." --Psalm 127:1

I Cave In To The Zeitgeist And Discuss (Yuck!) Michael Jackson, Sen. “Stuart Smalley,” And Some Other Stuff…

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John Lofton, Editor, TheAmericanView.com
Communications Director, Institute On The Constitution
Recovering Republican JLof@aol.com

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DID HE ACTUALLY buy the bones of the 'Elephant Man' - excuse us - the 'Elephant Person,' or did he merely make an offer for these bones?DID HE ACTUALLY buy the bones of the ‘Elephant Man’ - excuse us - the ‘Elephant Person,’ or did he merely make an offer for these bones?
OH, AND ALMOST no mention in the obits was made of MJ's pet python which 'Bubbles' here is looking at rather hungrily, we think. Is there a story here? We think so...OH, AND ALMOST no mention in the obits was made of MJ’s pet python which ‘Bubbles’ here is looking at rather hungrily, we think. Is there a story here? We think so…
AND WHERE, EXACTLY, is his chimp-friend, 'Bubbles'? (on the left, we think).AND WHERE, EXACTLY, is his chimp-friend, ‘Bubbles’? (on the left, we think).
YEAH, WE KNOW about the Lego bit but the question remains: Where is 'Bubbles'? Where, specifically, was he (?) on the day MJ supposedly died?YEAH, WE KNOW about the Lego bit but the question remains: Where is ‘Bubbles’? Where, specifically, was he (?) on the day MJ supposedly died?
MANY UNANSWERED questions surrounding MJ's alleged death - if, in fact, he has expired. For example....MANY UNANSWERED questions surrounding MJ’s alleged death - if, in fact, he has expired. For example….
AND THIS? Never heard zip re: MJ having a young lion. Very suspicious.AND THIS? Never heard zip re: MJ having a young lion. Very suspicious.
BUT, OF COURSE, here are weirdest creatures with which MJ ever appeared.BUT, OF COURSE, here are weirdest creatures with which MJ ever appeared.
SEN. 'Smalley,' not surprisingly, oblivious to the Constution, as you will hear on this program.SEN. ‘Smalley,’ not surprisingly, oblivious to the Constution, as you will hear on this program.